Dear Felicity,

It’s us. All of us.

You know, the Secularists? Some of us believe in you, you know.

We’re not trying to ignore you…it’s just that we HAVE to in public because when nature calls, it’s a personal thing. We’re supposed to do it in private.

We don’t think you belong out in the open of our public affairs because….you know….. some people don’t want to know you and we think that’s fair.

You’re a private part of ourselves, so realizing your existence is supposed to happen in the bathroom……that’s all….inside your own stall.

For the sake of humanity….

….not that you stink….

….but just in case someone thinks that you do.

Neutrally Yours,

The Secularists